Chapter 953: A Good Place
“Young? When I was your age, I was already married to your grandpa.”
Ouyang Lan grabbed the Little Witch with one hand and Qin Haodong with the other. She took them to the second floor of the bamboo building.
Upon arriving, Qin Haodong was a little dumbfounded. The room was lit with red candles. The word “HAPPINESS” was pasted on the window. It looked like a bridal chamber. It seemed that the abnormal old lady had already prepared everything.
Ouyang Lan pushed open the bedroom door. It was decorated in red. The bed was covered with a bright red quilt.
She put Qin Haodong down and said, “You don’t have parents, so let’s skip the worshipping part. You can directly enter the bridal chamber.”
The Little Witch pouted and said, “Grandma, how can you force us to enter the bridal chamber?”
Ouyang Lan said, “How dare you say that? If it weren’t for your uselessness, would you need my help?”
Qin Haodong said, “Grandma, since it’s already like this, shouldn’t you leave? You can’t just stand here and watch us, can you?”
He was thinking that as long as this abnormal old lady was not by his side, he could think of other ways.
Ouyang Lan’s face darkened as she said, “Don’t think that I don’t know your little tricks. Let me tell you. As long as you are caught by me again, you will not be the son-in-law of Tortoise Kingdom. You will directly become a eunuch!”
“Uh…”
Qin Haodong suddenly felt a chill rising between his legs. It seemed that today’s matter was really difficult to deal with. Once the old lady found his flaw, the consequence would be unimaginable.
However, he couldn’t figure out how the old lady would supervise him entering the bridal chamber.
While he was thinking, Ouyang Lan said, “Listen to me now. Go to the bed immediately.”
Qin Haodong felt that he was a scholar and the old lady was a soldier. He could hardly communicate with the ‘soldier’. Moreover, he was weak. Therefore, there was nothing else he could do. He could only obediently lie in bed according to the old lady’s order and cover himself with the red quilt.
“Take off your clothes. Throw them out. Don’t leave anything behind.”
“Uh…”
Qin Haodong was totally helpless. Seeing Ouyang Lan’s cold eyes and since he didn’t want to be a eunuch in the palace, he could only do as she told him.
He hid under the quilt and took off his coat first, then his underwear.
He took off his clothes in front of an old lady. Although he was covered with a quilt, he still felt strange.
There was no other expression on Ouyang Lan’s face. She said again, “And?”
In desperation, Qin Haodong could only throw his briefs out, the last piece of attire. There was nothing on him except a quilt.
Ouyang Lan turned to look at the Little Witch. “Girl, go to bed. It’s your turn.”
Although the Little Witch was devilish, she was not in the same league as her grandma. She said with embarrassment, “Grandma, I feel shy.”
Ouyang Lan asked, “Do you like this man?”
“I…”
Even though the Little Witch was shy, she still nodded.
Ouyang Lan said, “Since you like him, hurry up and do it. Quickly get into bed.”
After seeing that the Little Witch was still a little hesitant, she said again, “If you continue to be so wishy-washy, I will think that you don’t like this man at all and just let him become a eunuch.”
Countless ‘SHIT’ exclamations appeared in Qin Haodong’s mind. He kept shouting in his mind, “Abnormal! Really abnormal!”
He didn’t know what kind of experience gave this old lady such a strange personality. In short, ordinary people wouldn’t do such a thing at all.
He certainly had thought of hiding within the Seven Storeys Pagoda. However, after a moment of hesitation, he gave up on that thought.
If he really did that and could avoid this old lady, he would not be able to stay in Tortoise Academy in the future.
Moreover, the old lady was so abnormal. She would directly cut his parts off when she met him the next time. The risk was too high.
In comparison, he could only obey. “Just enter the bridal chamber. I have done it before.”
The Little Witch also had to climb onto the bed after being forced by the old lady. She covered herself with the quilt first. Then, she threw out her clothes one by one. In the end, she was naked.
“Don’t try anything funny!”
Ouyang Lan turned and walked out of the room. There were only the two of them lying naked on the bed.
Qin Haodong and the Little Witch looked at each other. They knew the present situation, so they couldn’t help blushing.
After a moment of silence, the Little Witch said, “Little Brother, why don’t we put on our clothes now? Anyway, my grandma has left.”
Qin Haodong said with a wry smile, “I guess your grandma is outside the door. What do you think will happen if she finds out?”
“Uh…” The Little Witch awkwardly said, “Little Brother, I’m sorry that my grandma is such a person.”
Qin Haodong said, “In fact, what I admire most now is your grandpa. What kind of courage did he have to marry your grandma?”
The Little Witch said, “My grandma wasn’t like this before. More than a decade ago, my parents had an accident and died. Then, her personality slowly changed and she became strange.”
Only then did Qin Haodong realize that he had never heard about her parents. He asked, “What happened to your parents?”
The Little Witch sadly said, “I don’t know the details. I didn’t dare to talk about it in front of my grandma. I just heard from my grandpa that they died when they went out for experiencing.
“In addition, my grandpa had that little problem later. I became my grandma’s only family and spiritual sustenance. As long as I want something, she will definitely find a way to help me get it.”
Hearing her words, Qin Haodong also felt that the old lady was a little pitiful.
The Little Witch looked up at Qin Haodong and said, “Little Brother, do you like me?”
Qin Haodong really liked this straightforward girl who was so puckish from time to time.
What’s more, her lolita appearance and devilish figure had a huge impact on every man. He was no exception.
He nodded and said, “Yes, I do!”
“I like you too!” Although it was the first time that she confessed her love to Qin Haodong, the Little Witch still looked at Qin Haodong bravely. “Little Brother, why don’t… why don’t we do what my grandma said?”
Qin Haodong said, “But I already have girlfriends. I’m afraid you will be wronged.”
The Little Witch said, “What’s wrong with that?
“You are from the mountains and may not know the customs of Lingwu Continent. If a man here has many women, that means the man is capable. Only charming men can attract the favors of countless women.”
“This is really a good place!”
Qin Haodong sighed with emotion in his heart. Then, he held the Little Witch in his arms. There was nothing between their bodies anymore.
Outside the room, Ouyang Lan went downstairs. She sat in the room on the first floor and drank tea. At that moment, Luo Dongqing excitedly ran in.
“My old lady, I’m back!”
Ouyang Lan put down her teacup. Then, she glanced at him and said, “It’s so late. Where have you been?”
“Old lady, don’t think too much. I just made a closed-door breakthrough. Look at my current cultivation.”
As he spoke, the momentum on his body suddenly rose. Obviously, he had reached the early stage of the Grand Completion Realm.
Ouyang Lan’s expression changed. She asked, “You have been stuck at this threshold for 20 years. I didn’t expect you to actually pass it.”
Luo Dongqing said, “I’m afraid I’ll have to wait for a period of time if I just rely on myself. Just now, I met the little fellow Qin Haodong. He gave me an extremely rare Dragon Power Pill, so I broke through to the stage of the Grand Completion Realm in one go.
“This boy is really our benefactor. I have to thank him tomorrow.”
Ouyang Lan said, “You don’t have to go.”
Luo Dongqing said in surprise, “Old lady, what you said is incorrect. He has helped us so much. We should thank him.”
“I don’t mean not to thank him. I mean that you don’t have to go and find him. He’s upstairs now.”
“Upstairs in our bamboo building?” Luo Dongqing asked in surprise, “When did this boy come here?”
“I just caught him and brought him here…”
Ouyang Lan told him that she had brought Qin Haodong and the Little Witch here and made them enter the bridal chamber.
Luo Dongqing said, “Nothing done forcibly is going to be agreeable. You are just messing around.”
Ouyang Lan said, “I don’t care. I just know that my granddaughter likes him. As long as she likes him, I will get him for her.”
“Marriage is a huge matter. It’s not like anything else. You can’t force him to marry our granddaughter,” Luo Dongqing anxiously said, “I’ll go up and take a look.”
Then, he was about to go upstairs. Ouyang Lan said, “Stop right there. You’re not allowed to go up.”
“This…”
Luo Dongqing was really used to being afraid of his wife. If Ouyang Lan didn’t allow him to go up, he really wouldn’t dare to do that.
He rolled his eyes and said, “Old lady, I know Qin Haodong better than you do. That guy has a lot of ideas. If we don’t go up and have a look, he may make some trouble.”
Ouyang Lan thought for a while. “Alright! Let’s go up together.”
After that, they went upstairs together.
In the bedroom, Qin Haodong turned over and pressed the Little Witch under him.
They had no psychological burden now. He was holding such a beautiful woman in his arms, so the flames in his body suddenly ignited.
The Little Witch stretched out two white lotus-like arms and hugged Qin Haodong’s neck tightly. Then, she whispered, “Little Brother, I’m ready.”
However, at this moment, her head suddenly felt very heavy. Then, she lost consciousness. Her two arms slipped off Qin Haodong’s neck.
“What’s going on?”
As a doctor, Qin Haodong keenly felt her change. The flames in his body were instantly extinguished as if they had been doused by cold water.
He quickly reached out to grab the Little Witch’s wrist and started feeling her pulse. The strange thing was that her pulse was extremely stable. There was nothing wrong. She seemed to have fallen asleep.
However, it was impossible for anyone to sleep on this occasion. There was something strange about it.
“Hongying, wake up! Wake up!”
He slapped Luo Hongying’s face while calling out to her. However, there was no response from her.
He tapped the Little Witch’s Renzhong Acupoint with his finger and slowly transferred the Green-Wood Genuine Qi to her. The result was the same. She was still in deep sleep.
“What’s going on?”
Qin Haodong examined the Little Witch from head to foot with his Spirit. He still found nothing unusual.
He had no choice but to pull up the quilt and cover the Little Witch. He put on his clothes. Then, he pushed the door open and went out. He had to inform Ouyang Lan about such a big thing.
As soon as he went out, he saw that Ouyang Lan and Luo Dongqing were coming upstairs.
“What are you going to do? Are you trying to escape?” Ouyang Lan said coldly.
“Grandma, something happened to Hongying,” Qin Haodong hurriedly said.
“What? What happened to my granddaughter?” Luo Dongqing and Ouyang Lan asked in unison.
“I don’t know. You’ll know when you see her,” Qin Haodong said as he opened the door and let the two people in.