YM778.TV Chapter 504: It Begins
‘Monument of the Heavenly Cock and Balls? Nonono, that sounds stupid. Supreme Ice Cock and Balls? To short! Divine… Mhh… Earth-Penetrating… Nonono… mhh. How should I call it? I’m not good at naming landmarks. Maybe keep it simple and just call it Yuna’s Cock and Balls?’
[How come you can come up with technique names so easily but struggle with this?]
‘As I’ve already said, I specialize in technique names.’
[Mhh, is that the reason why your children had normal names?]
Yuna actually froze up when she heard that.
‘T-That’s right, why did they have such short names? Wouldn’t long, awesome-sounding names be much better? I will definitely give my children proper names this time.’
Kurama shuddered as he felt Hinata’s killing intent locking in on him.
[How does she know that I just messed up? There is no way she could have heard this conversation. Besides, she isn’t even on this battlefield!]
Meanwhile, a few seconds earlier, on another battlefield, Hinata casually stored away a weird-looking weapon that looked like a scroll filled with exploding tags.
Moments later, her head snapped into a specific direction while powerful killing intent burst forth from her body.
‘A calamity just happened. I don’t know exactly who is responsible for this, but they will pay for what they have done.’
Back on Yuna’s battlefield, Madara and Hashirama were still looking at Yuna’s creation in bewilderment.
“Well, that certainly looks like a giant pe…”
“Don’t say it, Hashirama. I’m aware. Everyone is aware.”
Hashirama chuckled due to Madara’s annoyed mood and focused his attention back on Yuna and Naruto.
“Truly marvelous. After these two have reached our age, they will be invincible. I truly hope that they want to bring peace to this world and not rule it in a reign of terror.”
Madara clicked his tongue in annoyance as he focused back on Yuna and Naruto. When he heard Hashirama’s words, he realized that this wasn’t the time to enjoy the battle. He had a plan he needed to fulfill, and the fact that he was here as an Edo Tensei clearly showed that something went wrong. Nagato was supposed to use the Rinnegan to bring him back to life properly, but someone brought him back with the Edo Tensei instead. Currently, Madara didn’t even know whether Nagato or Obito were still alive.
‘Damn, has my plan failed? I shouldn’t have allowed Yuna to get rid of the reanimation that tried to explain the situation to us. Besides that, where the hell is Black Zetsu? He should know what is going on, right?’
Meanwhile, Black Zetsu cackled in glee as he had just snatched a large pot containing the Kyuubi’s chakra from one of the many battlefields. Somehow, the silver and gold brothers managed to get themselves sealed like idiots, which was an excellent chance for Zetsu to snatch the container sealing him while nobody was looking.
‘Yes! It’s finally time to awaken the Gedo Mazo statue! With the help of the statue, we will be able to capture Yuna and Naruto with ease. As soon as we have captured them, I will take control of Obito’s body and revive Madara, allowing him to become the Juubi’s Jinchuuriki. And then, mother will finally return to this world~’
As Black Zetsu was traveling, he suddenly saw something massive in the distance.
‘What the hell is that? Since when did the Land of Lightning have such a massive landmark? I don’t think I have ever seen something this big before.’
He traveled a bit further, and as soon as he saw what exactly he was looking at, he tripped and fell, causing him to smash head-first into the ground.
He kept lying there for a few seconds, digesting what he just saw, before abruptly getting up.
“WHY IS THERE A MASSIVE DICK THAT LOOKS LIKE IT’S PENETRATING THE GROUND!?”
Zetsu took a few deep breaths; well, he actually didn’t need to breathe, but it helped him calm down. He gave the monstrosity in the distance a few more glances before he came to a grave realization.
‘N-No way, is Obito buried underneath that!?’
Without a second of hesitation, he charged towards the giant dick in the distance.
‘Obito, I swear if you were done in by such a ridiculous jutsu, I will desecrate your corpse!’
On a side note, if Yuna were here and knew about Zetsu’s thoughts, she would probably say something along the lines of Zetsu wanting to save Obito from choking on too much dick.
Anyway, back at the initial battlefield, Madara had a grave expression on his face as he realized that all he had worked for might have fallen apart. Despite that, he will continue pushing forward. The only way to truly find out what was going on was defeating the two people standing in front of him.
Blue chakra started covering his body as a gigantic chakra construct coated his body. It started growing at a ridiculous pace, and only a few seconds later, a gigantic 100-meter-tall giant with four arms appeared in front of Yuna and Naruto.
“Playtime is over. Time to end this.”
Franky, Madara half expected Yuna and Naruto to be overcome with despair when they saw his fully formed Susanoo, but considering how easily Yuna dealt with the meteor, that was obviously wishful thinking.
Just like Madara, a dense coat of chakra started surrounding Yuna and Naruto, and only a short moment later, two 100-meters-tall nine-tailed foxes appeared on the battlefield.
“[YES, IT’S FINALLY TIME FOR CARNAGE!!! I HOPE YOU ARE READY, NARUTO, KURAMA!!!]”
“[YES!!!]”
The two Kurama’s offhandedly noticed that Yuna said their name out loud, but they no longer cared. Finally, they could get their revenge on Madara and Hashirama. Besides, wouldn’t these two will die anyway, so who cared about them having heard Kurama’s name.
Hashirama could only smile wryly when he felt three abnormally powerful battle intents flooding multiple kilometers around him. He clapped his hands together, but instead of his whole body getting coated in chakra, complex black markings appeared on his face while a gigantic wood statue grew out of the ground.
“[Sage Art: Wood Style: True Thousand Hands]”
Moments later, another 100-meters-tall figure appeared on the battlefield. A giant Buddha-like statue that had 1000 hands growing out of its back.
The appearance of the fourth giant figure was the start signal of a fight that could not have had less to do with being a shinobi.